Miss Woolly's 'i don't understand...'

i don't understand...
swaheelie
how tripe could appeal to anybody
why the clouds are so low in London
where my time goes when I'm pottering around at home
why moving house can't be arranged by Samantha...in just one blink
cricket
why people don't like the beach as much as me
doctors reports with all those long words

Ben's 'i don't understand...'

I don't understand...
Lost
Why the people upstairs are such W******
How to watch digital TV and tape a different channel
Why people watch Eastenders
Fran's handwriting
Why my dad likes to crack unfunny jokes all the time

Nomi's 'i don't understand...'

I don't understand...

why i still watch home and away
heavy metal
why i don't put my keys in one place
how my pregnancy is going by so fast
why dads can sleep through babies crying and mums can't
the size of my boobs
why ols tells me the same thing over and over and over again
the purpose of mosquitoes
buggies that somehow look like office furniture
my love for karaoke
where our money goes

Clare's 'i don't understand...'

Rechargeable batteries
Most of the functions on my phone
Why everyone is in such a hurry
Golf
Competitiveness at table tennis
How the designers, manufacturers and peddlers of not-fit-for-purpose shoes sleep at night
Where my weekend went
Quantum mechanics
How I can lose things in my tiny flat
Where dust comes from

Xanthe's 'i don't understand...'

Why Ky won't let me use his scooter
Limescale
Why teleportation hasn't been invented
So many channels, but nothing to watch
Why it always rains on the weekend
What Scott does for a living
Violence and arguing
Why my children always have to stamp in puddles
The obsession with football
Why it has to get dark at 4pm
Cosmo's obsession with Adam, his baby
Why there is nothing nice to wear in my wardrobe
Those late night phone-in quiz shows, where 
no-one gets the right answer
Why money doesn't grow on trees

Bee's 'i don't understand...'

i don't understand...

my hair
why so many people read the da vinci code
movie stars who are in rock bands
people who eat gefilte fish (ie all of adam's family)
jeans tucked into boots
why i feel like having another baby even though i'm knackered
the government
bob's born-again period
izzy's fascination with flowers (but it's adorable)
most of my PhD
why i wasn't a teenager in 1967
the american pronounciation of 'parmesan', but i kinda like it
why she gets on the plane with victor lazlo

Zoe's 'i don't understand...'

I don't understand...

why I am always single!

why I can't read a map

spots

how bluetooth works

where tears come from

why people in Muswell Hill are so RUDE

Hypnotherapy

why cake makes you want tea and tea makes you want cake

How aeroplanes stay up

why Zeppo died

why butterflies only live for one day

Polly's 'i don't understand...'

i don't understand...


why carol vorderman feels the need to wear party frocks for countdown

why they served ferrero rocher at the ambassador's reception

why emilia doesn't laugh at my jokes or love my singing

why there's never anything good on telly on saturday night

how my flat can get so dusty

why australia is so bloody far away

the wardrobe department at gmtv

how the ladle and i can laugh at the same things a million times over

how shan manages to snore through the night and not hear emilia

how emilia manages to snore through the night and not hear shan

why everyone in queen's park has a bugaboo

why top shop don't reward me with free clothes for my loyalty

the sienna miller/kate moss obsession

Fran's 'i don't understand...'

Sally's 'i don't understand...'

I don't understand....

every language other than English - very poor
people who stare at the buggy in a really horrible way
why it's so hard to walk with patience for just two seconds
what I did that never really let me be accepted
why Amy isn't here
every episode of 'Waking the dead'
the fascination with Katy Melua
binary code